sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me
nothing says adulthood like mac & cheese and coffee for breakfast am i right
I’m not even going to undo the tumblr rape, but I apologise for all the cock.
i love the booty
i want the booty
Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.
Me on my way to steal yo man
h LPE ME
YOU CAN HAVE HIM
I love when that first kid in the class that screams “OH MY GOD ITS SNOWING” and the whole class turns and looks out the window and freaks out like they’ve never seen snow
but imagine harry calling you late at night while he’s away on tour and he mumbles into the phone “mmm tell me what you’re wearing”
okay people really need to start making it clear that they mean harry styles because i keep thinking all these horny harry posts are about harry potter and they make me uncomfortable so please be more specific thanks
when the fuck was harry potter on tour